Hello my minions. its been a long ass time since i updated my shit. maybee you have waited long enough?... no, im going to make you wait until next weekend for the new devastating wave of freshness to smack your moms tits around, because im an ass like that. MUHUHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

On another note, i went with bigtittiekitty, my mom, and bro on a six hour trip, to see twiztid in Spokane Washington! it was fuckin fresh. met some cool as fuck ninjas. almost whooped some dudes ass, dapped madroxxx and pauloxide, and thanked them for the music.

happy ending right? WRONG!

so the next night i went to the end of days tour in Portland Oregon. towards the end of prozaks set, he mad a giant mosh pit. so i decided id hop my happy lil ass in that bitch and throw my 300pound body around........ not TEN FUCKING SECONDS in the mosh pit, some guy tackles my legs. next thing i know im on the ground getting stepped on and my knee cap is on the side of my leg. so immediately i yank on my knee and it snaps back into place. by now the mosh pit is dead and all of the juggalos/lettes are surrounding me asking if im ok and trying to get me up. i couldnt get up so some little ass ninja drags me on the floor all the way to the back of the venue and helps me down the stairs. so anyways all the juggalos moved out of the way for the wambulance people. needless to say it was clown luv at its finest.

sssoooo yeah, i got to meet twizler, but i didnt get to see them in concert..i seen sombody recording my fat ass. im waiting for it to pop up on youtube. lol anyhoozles. a bunch of spare time on my hands with the combination of percocet should make for some awesome pic mang!

pezzey pezzey, take it easy.